an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
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side braid next to ear

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .
The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag
by Dendai February 16, 2024
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Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 07, 2017
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Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 07, 2017
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Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
by geekqueen June 03, 2024
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ear slammer

A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"
Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.
by Grover Loaf March 04, 2017
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