Douche Melon 

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

Douche Melon by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

Douche-bruise 

Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure

Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey

"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."

"David? Total Douchebruise."

Douche-bruise by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011

Douche Kanoshe

A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.

Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!

Douche Kanoshe by MoMoBoLo October 22, 2011

Douche Valve 

Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.

Bob's talking on his Douche Valve again!

Douche Valve by electrogeek March 7, 2012

Douche Tunic 

An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.

Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.

Douche Tunic by ajaustinv February 21, 2013

douche hutch 

A place overflowing with douches that you should have a place to put them all

Walk into bar, see multiple douches...

Say to friend "this place really needs a douche hutch"

douche hutch by sdmama January 16, 2014

douche corral 

Noun.
Location overrun by douchebags

Lets avoid that douche corral and go somewhere else

That bar is a real douche corral

All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street

douche corral by sdmama January 16, 2014