David Lynch

A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.

"David Lynch is crazier than the characters in one of his movies."

by sternwise October 2, 2006

david bowie

In cockney rhyming slang, meaning "Blowy" i.e. Windy
Far fetched I know...but then again I'm not a cockney...

"Just popping out down the offy mum!"
"Oooo I wouldn't dear its a bit David Bowie outside..."

by Marku April 28, 2005

yo david

a way to reply to your friends. If you forget someones name, just refer to them as david.

yo david!! whats up

this is the most perfectic thing ever and it was created by the one andy bryne

by Andy Bryne or Brin March 13, 2003

david jonshon

the most amazing person in the whole world... very sexxy... very sweet

"dude hes such a david jonshon

by ellsburylover69 March 6, 2010

David Gonzalez

faggot from florida

Wow did you hear about David Gonzalez?

Yes I did. He like dicks in his mouth.

by cockboy1 May 9, 2009

david andreev

A pure bred bulgarian human capable of future prophecy and warnings of natural disasters.

Where in the hell is david andreev when you need him?

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

David Reape

The Reaper, The Grim Reaper, Captain Picard, see also definition for ToolBag

There are 2 David Reapes in the world and this one is a ToolBag.

by The LandMine July 16, 2008