jacky d

big d jacky d
steals all the chicks
he gives the licks
his knee goes click
this no trick
and finally
american dog tick

is a cool guy

Guy 1: Hey, it's Jacky D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2:Let's go to Jack's house

by nottherealjackyd March 13, 2019

D Class

The peak of human evolution, this group of specially gifted people have advanced more so than any other creature in all universes. A singularity among dimensions, possibly on par with god in intelligence and are literally, the smart class. Other mortals underestimate the potential that the D Class have, but they fail to perceive the pure intellect that resides in all of them. Their perception of reality block the truly ingenious things that the D Class members do, that they even become disappointed in them, all because their minds are too weak to really understand the D Class motives. Many mortals have tried to label the D Class, finally accepting the fact that the D Class is literally, the smart class. You may question why they haven't solved the worlds problems like cancer, homosexuality, feminism, terrorists, even fortnite but the only simple explanation is that they want the human race to learn themselves to become them. The D Class has a much deeper understanding of everything and all we can do s revel in the intellect, praise them as gods and hope that when anything happens, they'll be there to save us. D Class, literally the smart class.

Chad: What are you?
D Class: The D Class, literally the smart class
Chad: Oh God
D Class: No, Oh D Class
*Chad fucking dies*

by TiredNibba June 17, 2018

d-strick

underground skateboarding crew out of southwest baltimore which only seems to destroy everything in its polyurethane path.

A: "Dude...what happened to your garden...."
B: "D-strick gah..."
C: "Def"

by unreel January 2, 2004

405'd

To be stuck in traffic. To be gridlocked. 405 is a reference to the infamous 405 freeway in Los angeles, which always seems congested, regardless of the time of day it seems.

Sorry I'm late, but I got 405'd in traffic. You know how Fridays are!

by 4realazitgits March 2, 2021

747'd

When a 747 Boeing airplane literally hurls itself towards a person on foot. The person on foot gets hit directly in the stomach by the 747 and gets hurled. The 747 normally comes out of nowhere and slams directly into the unlucky person, flinging them backwards at an extreme velocity.

You know what would be freakin' awesome? If that guy would just get 747'd out of nowhere.

by heurmphry July 7, 2009

8=========D

long dick

my dick is a long dick 8=========D

by modndst June 14, 2010

d-unit

Group of intellectuals with names beginning with 'D,' famous in a handful of college towns. Signature slang: "schola pleez!"

"You with the d-unit at this coffeeshop?"

"Schola pleez!"

understood that each knows about the scholarly group

by j-drab September 14, 2008