Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 December 12, 2015
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A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
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Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
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christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
by Frenado Alvarado January 07, 2017
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Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.
Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
by Seshie January 11, 2009
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wet christmas

christmas but its actually raining instead of snow
by the rizz god December 24, 2023
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the christmas guy

That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time
by Ya.Boi November 04, 2017
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