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Christael is the best friend you'll ever have she is funny and will always have your back. You should be happy to have her in your life.
Christael is the best friend I've ever had!
by hanniepoo06 August 21, 2017
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christaan

Usually a brown dude, that's not that attractive, but is always looking out for you. He'll do anything for his friends, but sometimes he has to relax on the drink. Christaan is usually afraid of his parents, but will do anything to amuse his boys. He'll also protect them no matter what. He's good with younger kids, and stays back when his mans are finding shordies. He always says there's someone for me, I just gotta find them
Christaan such a cool mans until he start drinking
by lngapplejuice October 19, 2020
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christiann

Christian with an extra n.
Also see Christian and Christain
by Mysterious Persona November 22, 2004
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closet christians

Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.
"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)
by Myles McOmp March 27, 2004
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Though the ultimate causes of WCCDS are unknown, it is believed to result from situations where an individual’s beliefs about the way the world is and ought to be differ significantly from available evidence about the way the world actually is. It is frequently accompanied by inexplicable feelings of persecution and a pronounced tendency toward tribalism. WCCDS is named for its prevalence among conservative members of the majority White-Christian demographic in the United States.

Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
"What's the diagnosis Doc?"

"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"

"Yes."

"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"

"Yessir!"

"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"

"That's right."

"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"

"Absolutely."

Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."

Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"

"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
by Burton Wilhelm McCloud April 23, 2014
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christianity

Based on the teachings of Jesus, who went to India during an 18 year gap to learn Buddhism.

The difference between buddhism and christianity is that Jesus preached to fishermen and Buddha, who predates Jesus by a good 500 years, preached to intellectuals.
by Melbear September 16, 2006
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Christian

A faggot who puts girls through hell while dating them.
by Lampy85 March 3, 2009
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