Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.
Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.
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Get the chris crack mug.Chris Crimsonworth (pronounced cri crimonwor) is a person of oriental descent. Also somebody who dances by shaking one leg rapidly, this dance is called ‘the Chris Shuffle’
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Get the Chris Crimsonworth mug.When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".
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Get the Chris Doherty mug.The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!
He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!
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