shark card

The main way to get gta online cash if you are lazy or impatient like me

I'm gonna buy a shark card in gta

by gage burks November 17, 2020

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

Ultimate Dining Card

The ultimate dining card is a variety of gift cards you can use for specific restaurants like swiss chalet, the burgers preist, east side marios and more

Wanna get an ultimate dining card?
Sure! im planning on getting one

by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023

Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.

"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"

by some dummass March 6, 2023

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

Jesus Card

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.

"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"

by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024

Uno reverse card

The Reverse card is a special card in the game of Uno that can change the direction of play. When played, it reverses the order of play, so that players must now play cards in the opposite direction than they were previously playing. For example, if players were playing clockwise before, they will now play counterclockwise, and vice versa.

Me:*harrasing my friend and saying no u*
My friend:*pulls out the uno reverse card*

by fjdjfoj December 30, 2023