unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

burner card

Fuck you card. Side money

We can buy that on my burner card

by anonymous October 2, 2022

The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.

Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.

by clownkid18 January 14, 2012

Carolina credit card

Is when you flip her upside down and swipe a cookie of your choice from the pinker to the stinker.

Miranda wanted a Carolina credit card yesterday evening, but I didn't have a Cookie

by Okamiiiiiii November 29, 2022

Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)

I just pulled out a Jesus card.

by Lore_boi October 26, 2020

PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 15, 2018

mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.

I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.

by nydoei November 20, 2021