1)
A: "What color are your eyes?"
B: "Blue."
A: "So you have blue eyes?"
B: "Yes."
2)
A: "Hey SS soldier, I have pics of blue eyed people."
B: "Where is the nearest bathroom, I have a boner... Ill need to borrow those pictures as well."
A: "So you must love blue eyes right?"
B: "Only when complemented with blond hair and a reich."
A: "What color are your eyes?"
B: "Blue."
A: "So you have blue eyes?"
B: "Yes."
2)
A: "Hey SS soldier, I have pics of blue eyed people."
B: "Where is the nearest bathroom, I have a boner... Ill need to borrow those pictures as well."
A: "So you must love blue eyes right?"
B: "Only when complemented with blond hair and a reich."
by reaperofgenocide December 11, 2008
A "buddy fucker." One that screws over his fellow battle buddies for his own gain in life. A blue falcon is commonly known as the guy no one likes, the bird of prey, or the platoon bitch.
Maddox wasted all of his toilet paper crying in the bathroom, so to compensate he stole everyone else's.....damn blue falcon
by Thunderplebe October 26, 2009
by Jake February 04, 2005
The depressed state one sometimes experiences after drinking heavily for two or more days. May or may not be accompanied by a hangover; can cause the sufferer to become overly emotional and/or cry for little or no apparent reason.
Dude...are you crying along to a Taylor Swift song?
Sorry, I have major booze blues after partying in Vegas all week.
Sorry, I have major booze blues after partying in Vegas all week.
by Meredith G. October 21, 2011
A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...
Facebook Chat:
Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...
Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...
by Heugh G. Reckshun March 22, 2010
by Blue Dolphin October 03, 2007
saffeee man can i buy a blue one?
naa man i onli do brown ones..
oh seen well set em 1 of them il go 1/2s wiv sum1
naa man i onli do brown ones..
oh seen well set em 1 of them il go 1/2s wiv sum1
by sagi deeeeeeeep May 16, 2007