blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 3, 2005

Booze Blues

The depressed state one sometimes experiences after drinking heavily for two or more days. May or may not be accompanied by a hangover; can cause the sufferer to become overly emotional and/or cry for little or no apparent reason.

Dude...are you crying along to a Taylor Swift song?

Sorry, I have major booze blues after partying in Vegas all week.

by Meredith G. October 21, 2011

Blue Waffle

A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...

Facebook Chat:

Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...

by Heugh G. Reckshun March 25, 2010

Blue Dolphin

Another term for a glass of water ordered at a bar.

May I have a Blue Dolphin please?

by Blue Dolphin October 18, 2007

The Blue devils

the 12 time DCI world Champion Drum corps from Concord califonia
won 18 high brass titles and hold the record for most championships

did you see the blue devils 2986 show, it was INSANE!

by formu1fan November 5, 2008

blue and blah

feeling bad, moody, or bored

"let's have a party- i've been feeling sorta blue and blah lately."

by lauren September 1, 2003

The Blue Velvet

While performing cunnilingus pull out a prepared blue velvet handkerchief and rub your face with it, then looking directly into the vagina scream "baby wants to fuck!" "You fucking, fuckers, fuck, fuck, you fucking fuckers" then look the women in the face, place the blue velvet in here mouth, then and scream "don't you fucking look at me!" While donkey punching her in the face. Made famous by the 86 movie Blue Velvet, starring Dennis Hopper.

Come on baby, lets take a ride on the blue velvet train.

by Mastervelvet October 28, 2008