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Beaver butt

A person who resembles Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head, especially when making a weird smile or laughing at something that isn’t actually that funny. Or A chaotic chant used to summon maximum stupidity in a friend group. Usually repeated rapidly and gets dumber each time.
Quit giggling like that, beavis. You’re being a real beaver butt.
by Grahmr October 29, 2025
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beaver fever

Davoin: You didn’t bang out Sharkeisha last night, did you?

L’Carpetron: Hell nah, dawg. I heard she got the beaver fever.

Davoin: Das right my G, bish got the herpegonnasyphylaids. Best wrap it ‘fo you tap it.
by Paul Sateingshaft December 15, 2025
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Beaver whistle

When a plastic tampon applicator is deposited in the toilet which results in it being clogged
Don’t leave your beaver whistles in the toilet!
by Squeeler5000 December 25, 2025
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Beaverscratch

A type of Cypher for the game Shipwrecked 64.
Every second letter you swap with the one before. For example:
ABCD
BADC
"J NJTT GBUJMH BQNT" means
"I MISS HAVJNG ARMS" in Beaverscratch
by syrup :) January 18, 2026
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Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.
by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008
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choco beaver

when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam
the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again
by brian ratchinsky April 4, 2009
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commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.
"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
by Blades of steel November 11, 2009
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