balcoholic

A steroid addict. From BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative), run by Victor Conte, which supplied anabolic steroids, such as "The Clear," to several high-profile American athletes.

Teenage athletes who use anabolic steroids generally run a higher risk of becoming balcoholics than do their older counterparts.

"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I just need to bulk up for the big posedown this weekend. All the competitors are doing it."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcoholic started out like you."

by Jim Jr. April 7, 2008

baconburgerdogg

the ultimate meat treat

hey lets make some baconburgerdoggs

by tylertopia September 30, 2003

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Bacon Clam

Refers to the female genitalia, likening it to a clam made of bacon.

"So I went down on this girl yesterday and she had a pretty tasty bacon clam. It reminded me of sunday breakfasts."

by fimothy March 8, 2008

Bacon Wallet

A girl's vagina.

I hope there are some nice bacon wallets at the bar tonight.

by djlinus54 October 31, 2011

bacon

v. The act of a guy hitting a girl.

"I'm going to bacon you if you don't shut up!"
"Wow... Who baconed you like that?"

by Lolliars August 23, 2011

jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

by jasmine bum December 1, 2019