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Baby Roulette

When 3 or more males each ejaculate in the females vagina giving one of the males taking part a child 9 months later sort of like a game of Russian Roulette but using a different gun
'Hey man, we should totally play baby roulette with Yasbae tonight''
'Yeah, definitely dude'
by Sweg123456 April 22, 2015
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Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
by DocCod November 6, 2015
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Dutch Baby

When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')
"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."
by ChodeLickMcGee May 15, 2018
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Baby Shark

The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head
"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."
by Gamer Gek May 31, 2021
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Baby immigrant

A person who immigrated to a new country as a baby and was raised around the culture of their country of origin thanks to parents/guardians but was raised in a different one
Person 1: Dude, she’s practically from here.

Person 2: Oh, didn’t you hear? She’s a baby immigrant. She was born there and brought here as a baby.
by Iferrari June 11, 2018
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corporation baby

when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company
Girl: Do you know that Samsung corporation baby?
Guy: Yeah, I hear that he takes all the PE classes
by anti-a November 1, 2006
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Baby Pictures

Something that your parents use to embarrass you in front of your friends.
Parent: Hey your friend this is your baby pictures!

You: mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by thunderpikachu44 March 17, 2021
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