1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 13, 2017

munson towel bar

When you get out of the shower with a hardon and hang your wet towel from it while you shave

Ken said he used the Munson towel bar yesterday !
Dude, only if he dried off with a Kleenex!

by The fun bunch May 11, 2018

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019

Hat over bar

I. Noun- The phrase that describes the thing people do where they act proud about doing or sharing something that is really quite underwhelming and meaningless.

II. Verb- If you put your hat over a bar, you have really been seeking attention for something insignificant that nobody really cares about.

III. Word of advisory- Don't be the type of person that is associated with hat over bar. You will be seen as annoying.

Sir 1: Excuse me sir 1, what are you doing?
Sir 2: Look what I can do, it's amazing!!! *puts hat over a bar*
Sir 1: ...That was underwhelming. Next time someone shows me something they think is cool but is really lame, I'm gonna tell them they put their hat over bar.

by Nikae123 September 26, 2018

STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!

TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022

Small Bar Syndrome

Due to the lack of potential partners at a dead bar, everyone begins hitting on the same person, regardless if they are sexually attractive or not. (Similar to "Beer Goggles")

"What happened... Why did we stay at Pete's for so long?

"Man it was Small Bar Syndrome, that girl was not hot."

by Luna82 December 31, 2021

handle bar jockey

scooter boys

did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.

by NowWayDudeS April 19, 2021