April 27

Where a farmer goes out of his way every morning to harvest all the morning wood for all the horny teenagers

DUDE ITS FUCKING APRIL 27 LETS GO GET SOME MORNING WOOD!

by Helpfull urban dealer October 29, 2020

April 2

It's international help your friend with his test day. Just send that test to your buddy.

Guy 1: yo i don't understand that test, could you send me what you have?
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: It's April 2nd
Guy 2: Ow in that case here you go!

by Gabriëlglasses13 April 2, 2020

April 24th

April 24th is a very disgusting day. National rape day. This is not ok and I will not stand for it. Instead, let's make the 24th national self-defense day for all these girls.

Girl 1: did u hear that today is April 24th? National rape day??
Girl 2: no no no its national self defense day. Grab your tasers and shit let's goo

by It's me bitch. April 20, 2021

April 30

April 30 is national ERP day on the internet. It is usual on April 30 that you will see alot of ERP online. Even maybe Twitter friends may ERP with you.

Person : It's April 30th, I wanna ERP.
Person : Ok man let's ERP.

Rest of this is redacted.

by Ic3bro April 26, 2020

April 20th

Boys have to give a girl one of their hoodies

It's April 20th today, at least I know I'll be warm!

by Hahahahahahhahahahahhahshsha April 19, 2020

April 10

National give a naomi anything day

Naomi:I want this

Person 1: ok? I’m not getting you it
Person 2: WAIT ITS APRIL 10th aka April NATIONAL GET A NAOMI ANYTHING DAY
Person 1: OH NO

by Naomilikesfrezzies January 28, 2021

April 15

Today is the birthday of a beautiful girl named rhian and you must say happy birthday to her or she will send the Teletubbies to kill you

Jeff: you know it's April 15 , right

Bob: oh I forgot to wish happy birthday!

The Teletubbies: TINKY WINKY!!!

by Rhianjones2006 October 26, 2019