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Anthony

He´s the best man in the world everybody knows him as the sex huge dick GOD.

Most cuttes guy in the whole world
by sexgod.com December 20, 2016
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Anthony

I'm generally a nice guy, if/when I find my girl she'll be mine forever, I don't anger/scare easy but if you manage it one of two things happens. 1.(friend/family) I laugh and then scare the shit out of you sometime within the next month. 2.(anyone that's not a friend) I'll call the paramedics after I'm done. I am probably one of the most average dude's you'll never meet, but I like to think I've got a good(ish) heart. Still single. Had one girlfriend who dumped me for one of my friends. Been four years. I've been told should be a stand-up comedian, but I like having money, so that's a don't for me. I also don't have much of a life, so I spend most of my life on Warframe or Eharmony. Y'know. Trying to find love. Let's see. I'm a hard worker. I won't stop til my job is done, both inside and outside the bedroom.
Friend1: Anthony why are you so smart, intelligent, and funny?
Anthony: Dude are you gae?
by Cerebral Arson September 6, 2018
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Anthony

Anthony is the type of kid to talk to a girl for 5 years and only date her than since he’s just that kind of pussy. Statistically proven that people named Anthony are the main consumers of penis enlargement pills. Major douche, absolute fag. He’s the type of guy to pay 59.99$ monthly for a premium snapchat. Anthony’s tend to be jealous that they’re fkn midgets and that their little brothers are bigger than them, in more ways then 1.
John and Alex at a party:
John: yo Anthony seems pretty cool
Alex: nope, he’s a bitch
by Lucas.a December 30, 2019
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Anthony Padilla

Someone who once uploaded an ugly picture of him on insta and lost 4K followers because of it.
Wow, he lost 4K followers because he uploaded an ugly selfie, what an Anthony Padilla.
by Bubblybubblybub May 23, 2019
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Anthony

Anthony is a beautiful boy. He is the prettiest boy one will ever see.

Everyone has a crush on an Anthony even if they dont want to admit it. Even his guy friends say he is a pretty boy.

Most Anthonys will have a girlfriend or be aro/ace. But maybe you will find an anthony
person1: hey thats such a pretty guy!

person2: oh yeah! thats Anthony, his girlfriend is Maddy.

person1: He is really pretty though.
by i want an anthony November 22, 2023
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Anthony

A little white boy who thinks that he is a part of the basketball team even tho he is just a cheerleader
Guy:1 Hey Anthony what do you wanna do!?
Anthony: Shut up nigga, lets go smoke a fucking cart😛
by anonymous January 26, 2024
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Anthony

Anthony might be very difficult to conquer, but that’s only because of the great walls in front of his heart. It’s 50/50 once you get a Anthony, if you land on his bad side he could hate you until the earth’s rock crumbles. However if you land on his loving side, you’ll finally feel like you have a companion in a mysterious world. He’s joyous, full of laughter but relaxing all in one combo. He’ll make you feel like his chest is your home with a strong head on his shoulders and a beautiful smile. Be good to your Anthony.
For example:

“Today I woke up with a headache and I told Anthony right away. The next thing I knew he showed up at my house with medicine and soup.”
by Catalinaviol November 22, 2021
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