Skip to main content

andrew jeffries

A crazy haired freak that sits isolated from the worl in order to hide his insecurities. He is unable to see when a girl likes him and just pretends to be straight in order to hide that he's secretly gay.
Girl 1: Damn you see him over there?
Girl 2: Yes, he's such an Andrew Jeffries
by TwattyMatt November 24, 2019
mugGet the andrew jeffries mug.

Andrew

An Andrew is like a combination of every single guy. While quite the ladies’ man, and possesses a charm that every girl wants, he would rather hang out with the boys on Saturdays playing NBA 2K than go looking for a girl. Andrew is very adaptable to any circumstance, and will put others ahead of himself. While he is very popular, he’s also very smart, something very rare. Not only does he possess these qualities, he’s also a great athlete. He often illustrates an exceptional ability to sense when others around him are worried or stressed, and will do whatever he can to lower the tension. You will almost never find him living in the middle of a city, he’s more of a suburb guy. Andrew rises to the task while facing pressure; he almost works better when under it. Andrew’s talents can be seen at times getting to his head, and starts to go a little overboard when this happens. When it does, he’ll apologize and admit to his mistakes. He’ll be the first and last one to make you feel good about yourself, and the first and last one to ask you what’s wrong. When someone is sad, it makes Andrew sad. He never wants to see anyone feel down. Guys, be friends with him. Ladies, don’t fall for him.
Girl: “Can’t wait to make my move on Andrew today!”
Other Girl: “No, I’m making my move on Andrew today!”
Guy: “LMAO, no you’re not. We’re playing 2K today.”
by C00LK1D29 November 26, 2019
mugGet the Andrew mug.

Andrew

Andrew is a guy who usually (fancies) other guys. he can give great boy advice and always (slays) the fashion game. he is a force to be reckoned especially when it comes to makeup and looking fierce. A sweet guy with the right intentions. outgoing and friendly but can be snarky and full of attitude. a real (queen).
guy 1: is that (andrew)?

guy 2: yes! hes so (fierce)
by bruhmomentbelike November 26, 2019
mugGet the Andrew mug.

Andrew Clapson

Not only was he a strong military leader in the Battle of New Orleans but he was very passionate with the ladies. It is said he clapped 300 girls cheeks. He was later elected as the president serving two terms. He was said to have had a 30 inch monster cock.
“I feel like Andrew Clapson right now

Your mom says I look like Andrew Clapton”
by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019
mugGet the Andrew Clapson mug.

Andrew Sheridan

Andrew is a long giraffe. He is a white child rapist. He drives a van so he can rape kids.
Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.

He has waves like a black man.
Andrew Sheridan is your average rapist.
by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019
mugGet the Andrew Sheridan mug.

Andrew

Andrew .... did not know the internet existed until 2014, due to living in a savannah. Frequently indulges in gay sex exclusively with butter and white rum.H e also sells empty dreams. Andrews are incapable of cooking the simplest things such as eggs. Andrew is secretly in love with Danielle but would never admit it.
My hopes was killed because of Andrew
by Licadema March 13, 2019
mugGet the Andrew mug.

Andrew Jepsen

An Andrew jepsen is the biggest waste of sperm. If you see one you might even laugh at how pathetic his life is. He is a pissy peace of shit that should not be trusted. Over all an Andrew jepson is a pathetic faggot who slurps on fat cock.
Oh look at that guy sucking dick behind that trash can, must be an Andrew Jepsen
by Mr. master69 March 19, 2019
mugGet the Andrew Jepsen mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email