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Asshole: Someone who won't get off your ass about something.
Hence the term asshole because it is almost impossible for you to get rid of an asshole. That sentence can be taken two ways.

An asshole is usually a person, someone that goes around causing you trouble. Making your life hell, until they get you to get so pissed off that you tell them off. In telling them off, they often laugh, because some angry people are pretty funny.

Assholes at school are usually the preps, that only date jocks in high school. And are usually all up yo' bizniss like they own you. Acting like they own the place, when they don't. Nosy, and like bitching around the whole school. Like previously stated they start shit with you for fun, and snicker at you in the halls. Usually because you have a better sense of humor, have better skills, they are jealous, or because they just don't like you for who you are. They honestly need to learn to be more accepting and tolerant.

We're all assholes at one point in life. C'est la vie (that's life).

Asshole Chad: What do you know about that guy. *points*
Person 1: That guy is so funny.
Asshole Chad: But he's so hard to get to, he's cute though.
Person 1: He's a great guy.
Asshole Chad: He's an asshole, he never talked to me. I don't like him as much as I used to. *asks someone else* What do you know about that guy?
Person 2: That guy is effing awesome.
Asshole Chad: I still don't like him. He's an asshole. *makes up some other BS excuse for not liking him*
Person 2: Well it does take one to know one.

Chad is an asshole. Nuff Said.
asshole by banlo990 December 29, 2008
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An ex fiancee who dumps you for no reason other than he's high on sex drugs and can't get it up any other way (obviously).
Look at that fat asshole high on ecstasy , what a freaking loser.
the place near the buttox where your shit comes out
OH MY GOD DEAR..... shit is coming out of my asshole
asshole by Robbie Savacool July 5, 2005
D1 Your Anus. The hole on your butt where poop aka shit comes out.

D2 Someone who is being stupid or mean. Someone who is foolish. Someone who looks like an anus
Hole on your butt.
Someone comes up to you and slaps you in the face, and you call them an asshole. Someone just bumped into a wall, and you call them an asshole.
Asshole by Mattcomedy May 4, 2009

Sack Full Of Assholes 

It's raining like a sack full of assholes out there!

deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.
Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

Jewish Asshole 

1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.

2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.
1. I gave Chaz the jewish asshole last night

2. joe is a jewish asshole
Jewish Asshole by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009