A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.
Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014
The act of convincing someone you are going to perform coitus. You then use their facilities to drop a bowel movement. Upon finishing said bowel movement you proceed to exit quite hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a date dump and dash
by Jackiepaper June 25, 2017
by John Thomas IV November 30, 2008
Tom: Heyy. Did you hear what Sal did yesterday?
Lee: Noo. What happened?!
Tom: He gave Christina a Dump N' Lick!
Lee: Noo. What happened?!
Tom: He gave Christina a Dump N' Lick!
by The Funnnnny Guy April 13, 2009
1. The shit attack that occurs after eating a spicy meal. It may also result in a horrid smell, which engulfs the lavatory. All should stay clear.
After eating the spicy chicken wings, Dolores had to squeeze her ass cheeks together in an effort to avoid taking a hot shit dump in her pants.
by spqueen April 28, 2019
by Mikehunt2469 January 11, 2019
Road crews often transport gravel and asphalt by double dump to save on fuel and to pay only one driver instead of two.
by Nutjob R/T October 06, 2009