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Put the cap on the marker

I looked at my friend and i said i put the cap on the marker
by Zakkerman September 19, 2016
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Victim Cap

A metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. They are known to pull "cards"(race card, sex card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. They are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their "attackers" was initially to offend or not. Many times, the latter. Also committed by overly privileged, self-entitled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.
EX #1-
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!

Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!
by CuntNugget007 August 14, 2016
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murder cap

It’s for cunts like RONAL THE GREAT
I’m putting yeg on the map like a murder cap
by Yeg mandem January 24, 2018
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Cap a marker

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.
Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.
by Dat_Boi112 February 1, 2018
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Cap

A person that says something and they don’t do it but they truly Insisted on doing what they’d do for a time after not completing the task at hand
Decori is a cap
by Krash the coo kid February 2, 2018
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gentelmans cap

Hey bro do you have a spare gentelmans cap?
by Andreu24 January 27, 2017
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Cap

Above lying, a lifestyle to many people that pretend to be something they aren’t.
They be cappin’ on Instagram, on god!

Lot of you mfs!
by DaRealestMf November 23, 2021
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