A person who refuses to acknowledge CSS and uses tables for the entire layout of web sites, rather than for displaying tabular data. Commonly found using heaps of image rollovers, old deprecated tags and sticking to a memorized list of 6 or 7 'web safe' hex colors. Still listens to that shit song by Chumbawamba.
Guy1: When was your site built?
Guy2: Last week, why?
Guy1: LOLWTF it looks like crap.
Guy2: Yeh, my developer is a table whore..
Guy2: Last week, why?
Guy1: LOLWTF it looks like crap.
Guy2: Yeh, my developer is a table whore..
by Random55 December 11, 2008
A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.
Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.
by TheRapistIsHere June 23, 2012
a person, whether male or female, who is constantly found taking pictures of themselves. This person may have multiple pictures of one's self on their camera.
Damn, that photo whore over there keeps taking pictures of herself, is she concieted or what? One of these says she's gonna break that camera.
by bootygal4rmSoCal January 24, 2005
An individual who has more then 500 friends. They know and everyone else knows that they only enjoy seeing that number rise and they don't care who the people they add are. The only thing a "Facebook Whore" cares about is the number of people they have on facebook, and. whenever someone writes on their wall. These individuals may or may not be on facebook often, but the only thing the do is accept friend requests and respond back to wall posts, etc. A good portion of these "Facebook Whores" will have friends who also suffer from this horrib;e disorder, as Whores always depend on other whores to get by.
These individuals are also prone to having people post on their wall constantly. This matches up with a gender basis, if the individual is male, he'll have females writing all over his wall and pictures and constant "likes". This is the same for the female except theres more of the possibility that it will be females writing on their wall.
Female "Facebook Whores" are prone to posting to many pictures, statuses, etc. of themselves degrading their appearence in order to get more people to say great things about them. Such as "GURL you are so pretty, I'm the ugly one."
To a "Facebook Whore" all of these things makes them feel the same pleasure as sex and they only want more as the days go on. These individuals thank technology today for Facebook and Facebook mobile for when they're on the go.
These individuals are also prone to having people post on their wall constantly. This matches up with a gender basis, if the individual is male, he'll have females writing all over his wall and pictures and constant "likes". This is the same for the female except theres more of the possibility that it will be females writing on their wall.
Female "Facebook Whores" are prone to posting to many pictures, statuses, etc. of themselves degrading their appearence in order to get more people to say great things about them. Such as "GURL you are so pretty, I'm the ugly one."
To a "Facebook Whore" all of these things makes them feel the same pleasure as sex and they only want more as the days go on. These individuals thank technology today for Facebook and Facebook mobile for when they're on the go.
Facebook Whore picture description: "God look at me I'm so fat and ugly. I'm going to be forever alone! :'("
FB Whore friends: "Gurl quit taking away all the beauty."
FB Whore: "Who's talking you're the more beautiful thing on the planet. I'm just a fat ugly slob that has no friends and no man will ever love me!"
And the nausiating converstion goes on forever with the same things over and over again on many other pictures, statuses, etc.
FB Whore friends: "Gurl quit taking away all the beauty."
FB Whore: "Who's talking you're the more beautiful thing on the planet. I'm just a fat ugly slob that has no friends and no man will ever love me!"
And the nausiating converstion goes on forever with the same things over and over again on many other pictures, statuses, etc.
by katieannekay August 12, 2011
Someone who is overly dramatic because they think it makes they cool and interesting, and want to be like the perfect and interesting people on tv (See the O.C.). Like the less powerful drama queen, except can be a guy too.
" **looks to see if people are watching** OMG JEFF FROM GRADE 7 SCIENCE CLASS, WE CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER ANYMORE. I JUST DON'T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW BOOHOO I'M SO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AND FULL OF ANGST. **forces self into crying**"
by Cybernetico December 31, 2004
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by jon October 29, 2002