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5 O'Clock Shower

To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia
Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.

Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!
by Ralf_Style July 15, 2010
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Shit - Shower - Shave

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?
by Mister Obious March 8, 2013
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Icenhower Power Shower

Some moves and techniques in the sexual realm of the human experience need little to no introduction, this is one such move. Guaranteed to make anyone simp for you, it involves the most disciplined urine retention for an entire week followed by releasing a Fukishima sized Tsunami of piss onto your partner preferably while reciting apocalyptic scripture such as Revelation 19. Variants exist with either a proper golden shower from the hairline down (great for the skin btw) or direct insertion followed by blasting one's urine down your partner's throat. It's possible to achieve an angry dragon and have the urine spew out of the partner's nose only with this move it's known as a Gilded Geyser instead.
Coworker: Shauna you look so great today wow! Your face is practically dripping!

Shauna: Blushing Elijah gave me an Icenhower Power Shower last night and it's been doing wonders for me twirls hair

Coworker: Smh I wish my significant other would give me that but they think peeing more than once a week and not on my face is normal pouts
by Sneed d'Elaine November 5, 2020
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Czech Golden Shower

The act of spraying .32 ACP rounds all over your targets.
"...Out of a 20 round magazine, full-auto, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground. It's like the Czech golden shower." - Some guy who likes AK-47s
by phant0ms November 17, 2022
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king shower

When a man and woman take a shower together and he mounts like a king would mount his queen.
I heard Debbie let Mike take a king shower with her and she is totally spent.
by ShoreSempai December 30, 2016
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Sun shower

When you wait all week to go to the toilet, and on the seventh day you go to the top of a building and spray down on people walking on the streets
Hey bro do you want to do a epic prank, it’s called a sun shower
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020
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Rockstar shower

The first shower after a long camping trip or dirty period, usually lasting more then 15 minutes a Rockstar shower can also describe the greatest shower you have ever taken. You can't be a Rockstar forever, but you can have your 15 minutes of fame.
Paul just got home from burning man, and is now taking a Rockstar shower.

Dude, that was definitely a Rockstar shower.
by N0Nlethal September 15, 2009
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