Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

noah short

Gay butter fingers

Noah short

by Jdejgejydkd June 10, 2022

Above the knee shorts

Shorts that stop above the knee.

If the knees don't show, the hoes won't go.

Joe looks good in his above the knee shorts.

by Andax1216 September 08, 2019

Buss Jockey shorts

when one buller man takes his penis and enters another buller man anus without the removal of his under garments.

Keshan buss Monk jockey shorts last night.
Not before Keshan get his jockey shorts buss by Travis. Before u know it, there was a buss jockey shorts threesome.

by ballzzs October 18, 2011

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 01, 2020

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 02, 2020

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022