Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)

I just pulled out a Jesus card.

by Lore_boi October 26, 2020

The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.

Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.

by clownkid18 January 14, 2012

Carolina credit card

Is when you flip her upside down and swipe a cookie of your choice from the pinker to the stinker.

Miranda wanted a Carolina credit card yesterday evening, but I didn't have a Cookie

by Okamiiiiiii November 29, 2022

unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

nope card

An individual's personal entitlement, however idealistic it may be, to negate another person's statement, thought, or action which the entitled individual disagrees with with or simply wants to refuse. It is leveraged in much the same way as the "nope" card in the card game Exploding Kittens, albeit figuratively.

"Jeffrey, I really care for you. But this isn't working. I want to break up with you."
"Nope."
"What?"
"Nope"
"I don't understand. What do you mean nope?"
"I'm playing my nope card. So you can't break up with me."
"Oh. Okay."
"Wanna go out for drinks tonight?"
"Sure, I guess."

by The Original HR Director May 31, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.

I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.

by nydoei November 20, 2021