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ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries
by urban genius May 12, 2009
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blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.
by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017
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National eat your boys ass day

If your boy deserves it eat his ass: This happens on every October 30th.
OMG it’s national eat your boys ass day!!
by Big papi Alaric October 30, 2018
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skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.
Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.
by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008
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Fucking whore ass bitch shit dick

An excuse to say six curse words in an insult.
random guy: you suck!
you: you fucking whore ass bitch shit dick
random guy: you win
by welthy rich not November 18, 2019
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Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.
Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.
by Trashginger April 4, 2018
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You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!
by macput1 June 10, 2016
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