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Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch

A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.
Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.

Toby: Are you serious?

Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.

Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!
by doremifasollatido August 31, 2010
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ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries
by urban genius May 12, 2009
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blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.
by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017
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National eat your boys ass day

If your boy deserves it eat his ass: This happens on every October 30th.
OMG it’s national eat your boys ass day!!
by Big papi Alaric October 30, 2018
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skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.
Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.
by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008
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Smack your tall friends ass day

Today is smack your tall friend ass day

This day happens everyday from march to may.
Hey sky!
what Greg?
Its smack your tall friends ass day!!!!
by mariafootlettuce March 25, 2022
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hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022
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