fuck your couch

A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob

*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*

(the names were at random)

Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"

Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."

Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"

Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"

Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"

by Locusmortis December 22, 2009

Fuck Bitches Get Money

Fuck Love. Life is about money. Money makes the world go round.

-we broke up
- awwh, oh well. Fuck bitches get money, thug life

by slimshaaady December 15, 2011

fucked up shit

something is screwed up real bad

do this homework is fucked up shit

by yolanda anderson January 4, 2008

fuck if it ain't me

A phrase similar in meaning to same or mood, usually with a slightly negative connotation.

Person A: one time a guy hit on me and I got so nervous I just walked away while screaming internally.
Person B: Fuck if it ain't me though.

by Lady_Hiraeth August 10, 2019

fuck all and nothing

A Better Way Of Telling Some One To Shut The Fuck Up.

Also, What Most People Know Anyways.

Person A: Hey You Wanna Know Something?
Person B: You Know What?
Person A: What?
Person B: You Know Tow Things.
Person A: What Are They?
Person B: Fuck All And Nothing.

by Jane-Lane July 3, 2008

what the fuck, over

A variation of 'what the fuck', an expression of disbelief.
WTFO, however, is used when the disbelief is caused by a betrayal - when you betray someone you 'fuck them over'.

Bill: I told your g/f you ditched her last night to go bar-hopping.

Dave: What the fuck, over? You know I was at work covering for you!

by yabo-wabo September 16, 2004

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006