turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

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UP&GO

1) A common breakfast milk drink in Australia
2) A quick 'slap and tickle' first thing in the morning resulting milk like substance stains

She gave me a quick UP&GO before I dashed off to work today

by jingalings November 25, 2014

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pussed up

When A girl fucks the shit out of a dood.

That chick pussed up my friend last night!

by Kcsniff November 27, 2014

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swim up stream

When you shoot your load into a girls nose. Also could be considered as snorting semen.

This chick was crazy last night, she let me swim up stream.

by zuffy December 1, 2014

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guched up

1. when someone or an animal is over-excited in the cutest way possible.

2. dancing to empress you, or if a animal is extremely fluffy.

1. keewee the parrot flies to the window, to see his companion come home from school. Keewee's cheeks get very fluffy, and he dances around to show how guched up he is.

by amazingabbyyyyy December 15, 2014

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crepe it up

(v) to make something sweet; say crepe it up to the max if you want type 2 diabetes.

Donald: Quack quack quack quack quack(ugh mickey the goddamn breads are fucking bland. gimme the sugar, imma crepe it up to the max)
Mickey: squeak sqeauk, sqeauk(hell fucking no, bitch)

by ZeOtaku December 18, 2014

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