Talking Shit

Someone talking trash about everyone and everything .

"You know keisha with six kids ? Her babys dad don't pay child support .. I know im " Talking shit" girl lol

by Kat411 June 20, 2023

Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

Shit

poop, fecal matter, crap

The toilet is full of shit

by TheAxolotl February 19, 2021

Shit's Hit

A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)

Shit's Hit Mutha Fucka

by Billy Mass October 22, 2008

counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013