you

someone who reads urban dictionary definitions. . .for some reason

you are reading.

by Imnotthatimportant April 15, 2022

you asleep

You just don't know, you have no idea, you're missing out.

"Have you heard that new Kendrick Lamar album?"
"No"
"Man, you asleep!"

by EL_R June 29, 2023

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 10, 2018

written by you

its who the urban dictionary was written by

Guy 1 "did you know that the urban dictionary was written by you?" Guy 2 "No that's so cool."

by Shrek Master 6969 August 17, 2022

you

are an idiot

"hello i am you"

by bobisbigbrain101 April 25, 2021

You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.

Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"

by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025