my wig is missing

when your fav artist does something u can't take, for example writes a beautiful song or breathes

Harry Styles: releases new album
Stan twitter: WIG!!!!!!!! MY WIG IS MISSING

by harrystylesrulez February 22, 2018

Google my skills

Nazi terriorist that works for Isis

Google my skills you nazi

by Chux13 February 25, 2018

Flipping my class

1. To jerk yourself off
2. To choke your chicken
3. The act of causing yourself or another to ejaculate/come to fruition

Ben: Hey wuke, wanna flip my class
Wuke: sure man, I’m a faggot and I’m wuke. Get over here with your erect peener.
Ben: oh fuck yeah wuke that hits the spot. (Ben ejaculates in .4 seconds) Thanks for flipping my class

by WukePoopybutt114769 May 8, 2018

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

sinks my titanic

End my erection

"Hey man guy what."
"What?"
"I just found out that that girl I was crushing on was a guy."
"Oh man that sucks!"
"Yeah, it really sinks my titanic."

by Stonedragons May 8, 2018

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018