Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016

the top of my back itches

Your slightly horny

Babe: The top of my back itches..
Boyfriend: Let's go to the bedroom I know your horny...

by MythicalBeastbox September 17, 2016

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016

foz my murk

"Foz my murk" also translates to, "Get me out of here!". It is generally used as a signal to escape an awkward meeting with someone else. In most cases, the term is used in clubs or bars when struggling to leave a creepy, flirtatious guy. The term is also used when needing to leave an uncomfortable situation with someone you generally don't like.

Sheer: "Smithers, I think it's time to foz my murk!"
Smithers: "I've got this"

by the.doppleganger September 12, 2016

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016

double my ducks

To put more effort into something and be more successful.

Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.

by CoolCat888 September 8, 2016

My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016