a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy
by Crueoddy August 27, 2016
Get the Bitch ass hoagiemug. The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022
Get the goldbloom bitchmug. An asshole
by thatshortlittleb September 19, 2020
Get the Bitchmug. by ANsmidt May 28, 2022
Get the Bremilo bitchmug. Weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. Usually delivered by someone who isn't quite manly enough to throw a punch. Wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. The last resort of drama queens.
You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.
by Taylz March 17, 2014
Get the He-Bitch Man Slapmug. The polar opposite of a female's bubbly smile. It's the grown-up version of the stern look a mom gives a child meaning 'I am displeased'. In the grown up version it's more like 'I am not amused'. Also, it can simply be a relaxation of the happy face a woman puts on for people who matter. This becomes more and more the case with greater age and less make-up.
'Hey, I told your joke to my wife and daughter yesterday." "Did they laugh". "No, all I good was Bitter Bitch Face from both."
by anonymous June 24, 2024
Get the Bitter Bitch Facemug. 