Fuck you showdown

When multiple people say fuck you to each other.

Fuck you Dave, well fuck you Tom, we just had a fuck you showdown.

by cmill7589 January 7, 2025

Thank you, five!

A phrase theatre kids will often use to confirm with the person speaking they have heard what has been said.

“Okay everyone, we’ll take a five minute break and back to rehearsal.”
“Thank you, five!”

by cecelius September 8, 2025

You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?

son : is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

You cant keep doing this i cant

this is something people living in seattle say when they think youre funny! Sam if u see this theres a neat cozy follow button on my page i will work hard not to disappoint

*meme i made when i had the flu*
Sam: You cant keep doing this i cant

by mika aka thirsty December 13, 2016

timmy keane yammed on you

you have been brutally dunked on by a skinny man who's cock is as large as his nose

Timmy Keane's cock shoved into your eyes when timmy keane yammed on you.

by thebuster March 15, 2022

You

Who the president is doesn't affect YOU.

Hym "Because YOU are a millionaire comedian. It SHOULDN'T effect anyone. And you're a fat piece of shit, Tom. So, you have an abundance of energy stored up, Tom, but you're using it to be a fat, solipsistic piece of shit. So, do this for me, Tom. Next time you talk to Chris Williamson... Ask him what he was doing while that kid in Texas was ✌️✊️✌️✊️spontaneous developing schizophrenia at the age of 14-18 (because schizophrenia usually doesn't develop until people are in there 20s)✌️✊️✌️✊️ and then, again, when he was slaughtering his classmates. Ask him THAT for me and see what he says. If he says anything other than 'Monetizating a bunch of Hym Iam quotes and interviewing a bunch of solipsists' he's lying."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2025