fuck my shit up

To tell your Barber/Hair Stylist to give you a strange or messed up haircut.

"Hey fam fuck my shit up nigga."

by FlimFamMan July 29, 2015

Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb

Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

by Fominroman October 7, 2021

Butt slut toilet fuck

A person who has a lot of anal in the bathroom

He's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I think he's a butt slut toilet fuck

by the queer ginger May 28, 2019

We have a fucking Josh

1. A business that believes to have a high value asset, which turns out to be a massive liability. The opposite of "We have a Hulk"
2. A business or entity that includes a dude named Josh

"We have a fucking Josh"
"Yeah, that's why we should hide him in the basement"

by MGa234 July 29, 2022

Aw You’re Fucking Fit

Means you’re calling someone attractive for either their looks or something they did

Friend: *buys you a burrito*

You: “Aw you’re fucking fit”

by Zinyak1503 March 21, 2019

Fuck Wrong Wid Em

This means some one basically has you confused and bent out of character as if you are someone gullible or a fool. -Sayjamieb

Jeffrey steals Timothy last blunt

Timothy says “Y’all think shit sweet Fuck wrong wid em”

by Vengchy December 11, 2019

Never the fuck you mind

1. When you are saying nevermind, but letting someone know "fuck you" cause they pissed you off and nevermind isn't enough.

2. When asked who, what, when , why or how question but it isnt any of their business.

Example 1:
Girlfriend is complaining of cramps again
Boy: You know I read that sex and a good orgasm can cure cramps. I would be willing to volunteer as tribute.
Girl: Is Sex all you think of?
Boy: Never the fuck you mind. I was just trying to help.

Example 2:
ExGirl: Who's car was that parked outside your house all night?
Exlover: Never the fuck you mind who was at my house all night.

by KalaBelle July 28, 2016