Hammy Time

A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.

man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefarb doghtne adlr!
(Translation: fuck you your not drunk enough, you can still put together a comprehensive sentence you piece of shit!)

by max sugerman October 15, 2008

Time Killer

A personal activity that helps time go by faster; used to prevent boredom.

2K15 was a time killer!

by Killing Virgin August 20, 2016

Closing Time

A part at the end of every work day, it's an excuse to play Semisonic's hit named 'Closing Time' which became popular because of the movie 'Friends With Benefits'. Normally the song is played in a dramatic style such as a meaningful exit. An example is at a High-School graduation, as the song 'Closing Time' may have a deeper meaning to some as moving onto a new place and leaving the old. Either that or it's used ironically, however the song is quite catchy.

An example, an office building at 8:00PM
*Closing Time starts*
Bill: "Who the hell is playing that?"
Kyle: "It's Steve, he plays that every damn time we close up..."
Steve: *Chanting to the tune of Closing Time* "I know who I want to take me home, take me home!"

by Captain_Irony November 18, 2016

The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

Yeet Time

A word used to describe an action, in which a mother, father, or any human being, with the mother's consent, throw the baby, or other forms of a small child, aggressively out a window, door, or any other open object. The person may say, "YEET" while doing this action.

The baby in the movie theater wouldn't shut up. So, I went over to the mom and said, "May I yeet your baby?". She replied, "Yes". Then I yeeted the baby out of the theatre via the door. While I did so, I yelled," Yeet Time!"

by Edwardism January 26, 2019

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

Tammy Time

All hours of the day spending drinking.

Drunken ladies over the age of 45 spending all days of the week extremely intoxicated.

Normally associated with small town inbreeds

Buying your beer warm from the Dollar store,and,still drinking it.

Look at that facebook post. Must be Tammy time again

It must be Tammy time again, she spent $75.00 at the local Dollar General.

by Turdpickles September 20, 2018