Thomas

the biggest chad to ever exist this man has a massive cock biggest lad to ever exist like what a fucking awesome man also a bit racist though

man i love thomas

by bro I'm dead as hell April 6, 2022

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Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

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She's a funny girl, awesome, bold and good at all. She's trying her best at all times even she has a bad day. Mysterious person, but try to interact with her you'll gonna get a lesson in life that you'll never heard to someone. Moody everyday, but you're lucky person when you truly know how to get her. But at times she spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to old people.

Thomas: hey old bitch i am going to take ur cane and also take a shit in ur bathroom

by Godly Fortnite Master 69 July 23, 2022

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Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.

You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas!

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!

by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024

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Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide pi by 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

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