Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
by InsomniaGameing August 08, 2023
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Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.
Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.
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Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.
The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank
by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023
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test failed

The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness
*drops 8 ball*
C.Q Cumber: "Test Failed, you let the 8-Ball fall."
by koiyune June 07, 2024
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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Rorschach test

When a single event is interpreted completely differently by each side as driven by their political priors.
Trump's indictments are seen by Trump supporters as badges of distinction in a fight against selective prosecution, and as righteous condemnations of his egregious behavior by his detractors - a true Rorschach test.
by sensei10 August 03, 2023
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