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Anteater syndrom

When your skin around your lips and mouth start to sag and wrinkle from excessive years of sucking, like from a straw or felatio. Just like an anteater sucks ants for its whole life.
Dude, did you see that chick's face? She look like she got anteater syndrome, bruh! Her lips all saggy like she been sucking all day!
by cheru July 3, 2014
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dirtbag syndrome

An extreme wanderlust brought on by one or more intensely enjoyable experiences with outdoor activities (climbing, hiking, kayaking, snowboarding, cliff diving) that results in greatly reduced productivity as most of your time at work is spent actively wishing that you were back outside, per the dirtbag lifestyle.
Brian used to be so hard-working and down-to-earth, but after his friends took him ski-mountaineering, he's come down with a serious case of dirtbag syndrome.
by dangerCake September 11, 2014
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Malak syndrome

Malak syndrome when you can't text or talk for shit. When anything you say doesn't make sense
"Omg guys I have malak syndrome!!!!"
by Ceelip_15 September 3, 2019
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Trumbull Syndrome

Trumbull Syndrome is a neurosis found in young people, usually males. The sole symptom is the tendency to complain endlessly about how one's hometown is boring and lame and in general just terrible. Afflicted individuals are very depressed and angry all the time. "There's nothing to do in this town except get baked and drive around, bro," they'll often say in disgust. It's a HIGHLY contagious illness; do not associate with anyone who has Trumbull Syndrome or you will end up standing around smoking unfiltered cigarettes at the local Dunkin' Donuts.

Trumbull Snydrome is named after the suburban town of Trumbull, Connecticut, a safe, upscale town that everyone thinks stinks.
Person with Trumbull Syndrome: "Yo, man...there's nothing to do in this town but go on blunt rides. This place fuckin' sucks. I'm really depressed."
by Egh2012 November 4, 2012
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lollipop syndrome

When a girl's head is too big for her body - lollipop syndrome
by Beautifultish October 5, 2013
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Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.
I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.
by kunit7 March 19, 2011
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ADT Syndrome

A disease that commonly affects half bald, attention seeking, 40 year old virgins. Spawned by extremist Christians, a man child with ADT Syndrome often has religious 'epiphanies' while actually having epileptic seizures. They will strongly deny any rumours of flaming homosexuality while dribbling profusely in luminous pink trousers.
ADT Syndrome - "i dont know what to say!"
by ADT expert November 2, 2011
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