A disease that commonly affects half bald, attention seeking, 40 year old virgins. Spawned by extremist Christians, a man child with ADT Syndrome often has religious 'epiphanies' while actually having epileptic seizures. They will strongly deny any rumours of flaming homosexuality while dribbling profusely in luminous pink trousers.
ADT Syndrome - "i dont know what to say!"
by ADT expert November 02, 2011
Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)
Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:
1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.
Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:
1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.
I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.
When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.
UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3
When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.
UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3
by BrunoNYLA September 14, 2009
A phenomenon where a person has many misfortunes in a short period of time commonly physical injuries or breaking of personal belongings, and also causes misfortunes on other people.
Student1: you know that girl she has saisha syndrome she broke her phone, then her ankle and then her friend got a testicle injury
Student2: Oh..ok.
Student2: Oh..ok.
by Jfrfj October 29, 2021
by Ceelip_15 September 03, 2019
That skinny bitch has lollipop syndrome
by Beautifultish October 06, 2013
When your skin around your lips and mouth start to sag and wrinkle from excessive years of sucking, like from a straw or felatio. Just like an anteater sucks ants for its whole life.
Dude, did you see that chick's face? She look like she got anteater syndrome, bruh! Her lips all saggy like she been sucking all day!
by cheru July 04, 2014
(noun) a term used to refer to someone who complains about their current home, and often talks about escaping to another place. Side effects of this syndrome include depression, and devoid any love for materialism.
"I think I have the Nirlipta Syndrome. I'm losing my mind!"
Someone may complain about how they want to leave CT and move to NYC.
Someone may complain about how they want to leave CT and move to NYC.
by panda55 August 23, 2009