Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours

I listened to my music and stoned out

by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022

Space stone

1/6 stones thanos needs to balance the universe. The space at one allows you to travel anywhere in the universe on any planet of your choosing. Thanos wears it on his middle finger knuckle (also where iron man wears it in Avengers:endgame)

Thanos:it's the space stone, or your brothers head
Loki: gets the tesseract

by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019

Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day

Give me a stone german

by Sdog May 20, 2019

stone

me

I am me my name is Stone.

by dingdongdinosaur February 4, 2024

Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone

"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."

by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025

Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.

Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.

by Bad weather August 29, 2017