matt giammanco

a kid with lots of moles who likes 9 year olds

Chill bro you don't want to be a Matt Giammanco

by Connor Waiting October 19, 2020

Matt

Just a straight-forward decent guy

Girl 1: Hey, have u seen Matt?
Guy who wants the girl but cant have her because she is looking for a Matt: No

by Pengting called Maddison August 31, 2021

matt

the most powerfull being along with shaggy with his incredible LV2511

oh man i was enjoing wii sports but matt appeared im fuc**d

by 32-bits July 16, 2019

matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

by FishBone555 May 23, 2018

matt diffley

a beautiful boy with a pig nose and pretty brown eyes with golden and black streaks but makes u fall inlove w him and falls inlove back then he has severe anger issues if u don’t like even a song he likes hell block u and wont let u be happy with anyone else and hell make u wanna blow ur brains out and go for ur frieds but love him

“i had my first love already “ it was matt
who’s first love wasnt matt diffley”

by bluefarts7220 April 2, 2023

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022