The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
Get the Jump on a grenademug. by ChicagolandSeagul March 6, 2022
Get the Jump on thismug. by anonymous July 19, 2021
Get the Jumping for Jesusmug. The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.
by Rifle dropper June 24, 2014
Get the Jumping in trianglesmug. by Norcalijose February 10, 2024
Get the jump-niggamug. a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work
Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied
by why is everything being used April 12, 2022
Get the the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogmug. When you have a large list of video games and decide to not spend time with one game at a time and instead play a whole bunch of games in a short amount of time.
"Dude! you got to stop Game Jumping! You'll never get to finish any games if you keep playing like that!"
by Stoner-Hed February 8, 2021
Get the Game Jumpingmug.