Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.
by runnyass March 12, 2011
Get the Captain Blackhookmug. Captains always talk about what they do.
I did this, I did that, I feel, I think, I, I, I, I.
My, my, my Me, me, me,
I did this, I did that, I feel, I think, I, I, I, I.
My, my, my Me, me, me,
by Ocoolnz May 9, 2022
Get the Captainmug. Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
Hey Trevor!?
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013
Get the Captain Enriquesmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Spartamug. The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
Get the captain toast catmug. Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020
Get the Captain Hookmug. When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.
by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017
Get the captains meetingmug.