Stoned Illuminati

Telegram Channel

Hey I got that fire exotic from Stoned Illuminati!

by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023

Josh Stone

When you play fortnite and apex legends too much

"Wow, he is such a Josh Stone!"

by SAS RECRUIT S9WR February 13, 2019

Sacramento Stones Deep

A man will take his entire penis and balls and place them into a womans vagina.

Last weekend after the club I got Sacramento Stones Deep on Becky.

by SacStinker January 24, 2018

Clayton Stone

A guy with a little Penis, who likes to be on top when he takes it up the butt!

You are a Clayton Stone!

by Lineman_20 February 4, 2020

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

stone putnam

Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.

person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking

by thebigbadman April 8, 2020

Stone

Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."

You: I met a Stone last week at the bar.

Friend: How was it?
You: he dropped my baby.

by 1950sNewyorkBox August 13, 2021