Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by anonymous March 17, 2023
Get the Canadian Beer Wizardmug. A friendly blowjob with maple syrup. The receiver has to respond “sorry aboot that” when they reach climax.
Our honey moon in Niagara Falls was magical and my wife giving me a Canadian Slide Whistle was the cherry on top.
by Wormothy69 June 28, 2025
Get the Canadian Slide Whistlemug. It's for me Canadian Mario meanwhile you're watching the Canadian Mario song you have to give me head you sick Canadian
by BiggeCheese105 May 15, 2023
Get the Canadian Mariomug. A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.
by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023
Get the Canadian Thanksgivingmug. by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018
Get the Canadian Mountain Pigmug. by Sushidog November 24, 2019
Get the Canadian tonemug. It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"
I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024
Get the Canadian Bar Mitzvahmug.