e-tard

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

by d3moni March 21, 2009

Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..

Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.

by Mike458gt June 16, 2023

Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.

Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!

by morpheus30 August 15, 2023

Tard

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Fuck Tard

An individual acting like a true retard but with less intelligence. Someone that makes a true mentally retarted person look as educated and intellectual as King George and out does the terms moron, jackass, and even douchbag.

Dude relax your acting like a complete Fuck Tard right now.

You guys see john for at that party last night, a Fuck Tard would of been a better party guest then they were.

by MadMan545 June 4, 2015

Tard Frames

Oversized or brightly colored eyeglasses usually worn by liberal retards to signal to other liberal retards they support leftist ideology.

The CEO of Cracker barrel wears tard frames.

by Chester Droors August 21, 2025

tardded

A synonym of played. Used to make a stupid decision and play it on someone else.

You just got tardded on, goodnight.

by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 15, 2021