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by Armando The Fox June 12, 2018
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An insult used to both act stupid, funny, rude, and over all a disgrace to humanity. The words uR dAD jEy are usually used as a comeback in a roast battle after hearing ur mum gay, ur mum lesbian, and ur dad lesbian. Once used, the crowd always oohs.
Bully: ur mum gay
Kid: no u
Bully: ur dad lesbian
Kid: no u
Bully: ur mum lesbian
Kid: uR dAD jEy
Every other kid in school: oooooooooooooooooh
Kid: no u
Bully: ur dad lesbian
Kid: no u
Bully: ur mum lesbian
Kid: uR dAD jEy
Every other kid in school: oooooooooooooooooh
by Urbigdickbitch March 20, 2020
the best gamers ever bred usually starting with the letter F later on given daddy from pwning noob gamers
by franko 23 March 08, 2009
by Marzipan March 26, 2003
A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 15, 2011