unroll the stone

To get out of bed, especially after a long period of sleeping.
I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.
by Crinklecut June 18, 2013
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Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie March 21, 2011
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chocolate stoned

When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned
by I’mhighritenow January 31, 2018
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Rig stone ass

A very flat ass that is hard as stone
by Cunt father March 04, 2022
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cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder
Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.
by bigballer122 March 02, 2019
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Stone cold

When you embarass your friend infront of “ the huzz” ( the term for any girls)
When your friend puts you in a head lock in front of girls and you would say “ so stone cold
by KJK08..2 November 28, 2024
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vagina stone

A clear blue stone: usually the size of a dollop of shampoo (when those shampoo bottles tell you to squirt a dime size) and the stone magically cleanses your slutness
Shalisa went to the store to buy her vagina stone and I'm glad she finally did ugh you could just tell from a mile away that she hadn't gotten hers taken care of.
by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 19, 2016
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