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ROFL Stoned

Def 1 Slang Adjective The point of being so high the things you wouldn't find funny have you rolling on the floor laughing .
Def 2 Slang adjective The point of being so high that you laugh for no reason other than the fact your stoned.
Def 1 Last night I was ROFL Stoned.
Def 2 Are you ROFL Stoned right now?
by ogkurama February 2, 2025
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reverse kidney stone

sounding but with a grape or a small round spherical object
Jenny tried to give me a reverse kidney stone and i almost fainted from the pleasure
by Jakelikeanime February 6, 2025
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Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed
Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?
by 84philv84 February 8, 2025
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Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"
Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive
by zeussybaka February 12, 2025
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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Stone

It's a nickname for the signer/bassist of Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, he's called like that mainly by r/pinkfloydcirclejerk because he looks like the stone and the 4 minute sections on their song Dogs were he just says stone.
Stone is my favourite pink floyd member
David Gilmour hates stone
Stone is racist
by Diego_xd February 18, 2025
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