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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017
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smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.
"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!
by martymar April 16, 2011
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Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is simply the act of intercourse with a willing person, with One or Two of the participants wearing Hulk hands. And you must be smashing while repeating the phrase "HULK SMASH". Doggy style must be performed or else it is invalid. No exceptions. Bonus points if you perform a donkey punch with the hulk hands.
Ronny: Dude my roommate kept me up all night. Homie was really doing the Hulk Smash.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?

Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?

Ronny: Nah.
by Stinky Bum Plunger April 19, 2020
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Smash Bross

Smash Bross is a fangame made by ReynlynxPSI on Gamejolt. It has various entries (& Boiled, Mayday, C64, Ultimatum) and each are fun to play. The game has a Discord which you can access in C64 or Ultimatum Menus that will give you a link to it to speak with people who also play the game and fight with them. It is not very famous but there are also various videos about it on YouTube.
Devon: Hey, do you play Smash Bross?
Ryan: Dude, I made the game.
by Javielpro November 15, 2020
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Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!
by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023
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clit smash

The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"
by Fucmehjerry November 8, 2017
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The Smashing Pumpkins

A kick ass alternative rock band who are criticized by lovers who listen to mainstream pop music on mtv or listen to some clubland bullshit.
The Smashing Pumpkins is one of the best bands ever hands down.
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
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